Terrible Dubstep Artists Want You to ‘Activate Your Root Chakra’
Braden Bjella
Published
07/31/2024
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Dubstep was a mistake. Who would have thought that, after artists like Oris Jay and Plastician originated the genre in the U.K., it would be contorted into the machine-barfing noise of artists like Skrillex — or now, have its bass wobbles reimagined into a theme to activate your chi?
If you’re confused about the latter point, this is a band that’s set on getting your vibes aligned. To do so, they’ve concocted some of the worst beats imaginable, overlaid with vocals that sound like your “fun aunt” trying to do rap karaoke. If you feel your chakras need realignment, go ahead and give this a listen. Then, get help.
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